Heidi Montag Sexy Bikini Pictures

It’s happening again, I’m writing about these morons Heidi Montag and what’s his douche, I’m not pleased with myself. These are shots of them on their pretend honeymoon in Mexico. I think I can handle Heidi, she’s got a great ass and some sweet tits but you would think that if you’re going to pretend that these are candid pictures you shouldn’t be looking at the f@#king camera in every shot. Just show us your tits already.

Emily Scott’s Sexy Ralph Magazine Pictures

Earlier today I did a post about Joanna Krupa in her lingerie so I figured I’d keep going with todays irrelevant chicks theme. There’s something about these pictures of Emily Scott pretty much topless for Ralph Magazine that I like, I don’t know exactly what it is but I really really really wish I could put my finger on it. I’ll pay.

Jessica Burciaga Sexy Bikini Pictorial

Jessica Burciaga is as American as apple pie...sort of. This melting pot of beauty hails from Cali, where the sun and sand reign. She spends her lazy days on the beach, and her crazy nights in the clubs, dancing like a queen atop her throne. Girls just want to have fun, and apparently, Jessica has only just begun. At ease, soldier.

Jessica Burciaga (born April 11, 1983, in Southern California, U.S.) is an American model of Mexican, French and Irish descent. She was selected to be Playboy's February 2009 Playmate of the Month.

Burciaga started breaking into show business after graduating from high school, beginning with extra parts in TV shows and music videos. While enrolled in junior college and sports broadcasting school in Huntington Beach, she worked at a Hooters restaurant in Anaheim. Her break came with a photoshoot for the now-defunct Stuff in August 2005. Since then, she has been featured in Maxim and has been on the cover of Modified Mag, Performance Auto & Sound, Latino Future, and Open Your Eyes.

Currently a spokesmodel for Hot Import Nights and 2007 Miss Copa Swimwear, Burciaga can also be seen at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures From J Magazine

Every day I wake up and thank the lucky stars that Kelly Brook is no longer engaged to that bald douche Billy Zane, and then I brush my teeth. Here she is gracing the pages of J Magazine in her tasty little bikini. She’s f@#king hot, I don’t know what else there is to say. I guess that means it’s time for my lame joke. Here it comes. If the boner police were here I’d need to call my lawyer. Yes!

Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button Is Missing!

Karolina Kurkova seems to have escaped the Victoria’s Secret lab without her belly button. I always knew these Victoria’s Secret models weren’t human, but instead were some genetic freaks made by some big corporation to give teenage girls and my girlfriend a complex. So ladies, isn’t comforting to know that these supermodel robots also have their own creepy flaws?! Wrong! What good is a belly button anyway? Where do you plug her in?

Kim Kardashian In Sexy Bikini Lets Her Ass Out

Earlier today I posted some staged pictures of Kristen Cavallari, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian pretending to have a good time together in their bikinis. Kristen looked pretty good but the Kardashian sisters were hiding their big asses in shame for some reason. Not any more, here’s Kim letting it all hang out in the surf in Miami. She probably shouldn’t go out to deep, I bet she sinks like a stone.

Christy Hemme's Hot Bikini Pictorial For American Curves Magazine

Christy Hemme is an American actress, singer, model and wrestler. If you don’t know who she is maybe you’ll remmember her Playboy pictorial in the April 2005 issue. Now here is one hot bikini pictorial for American Curves Magazine. Enjoy!!!Christy Hemme is an American actress, singer, model and wrestler. If you don’t know who she is maybe you’ll remmember her Playboy pictorial in the April 2005 issue. Now here is one hot bikini pictorial for American Curves Magazine. Enjoy!!!