Annalynne McCord In A Pink Swimsuit

I’ve never heard Annalynne McCord speak before and now I wish I never had. Man that voice is annoying! Good thing she is in a swimsuit for this new Ocean Pacific campaign because I would have completely written her off my celebrity to-do list. Ok, I don’t really have a list, that would be pretty pathetic. It’s more like a chart.

Bridget Marquardt Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s former ‘Girls Next Door’ and Hugh Hefner arm candy Bridget Marquardt filming her new reality show ‘Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches’ wearing the kind of bathing suit you’re more likely to see at a strip club than on the beach. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it’s not very practical for swimming…. The dollar bills are going to get absolutely soaked.

Beyonce Knowles In A Swimsuit For LA Confidential

Beyonce was trying her best to be sexy on the latest cover of LA Confidential Magazine and it worked. Personally, I think Beyonce’s time in the hottie spotlight burnt out a long time ago, but this is a pretty hot shoot; I’m digging the whole swimsuit/cleavage action. I guess since Rihanna has been staying out of the public eye (and for good reason) Beyonce seized the opportunity to redeem herself. Good job.

Lucia Dvorskan Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pictures

There’s a lot of SI Swimsuit content out there so I’m going to try to break them down for you over the course of this week. That is if I don’t get too lazy, which chances are I will, because in the end there isn’t much to write about chicks in bikinis because they’re made to be looked at. That said, here is Lucia Dvorskan. And as you can see she is damn cute. So cute that I’m not sure if I’m ready to have dirty thoughts about her just yet though.

Danica Patrick Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pictures

I don’t know what the big deal about Danica Patrick is?! She’s an averaging looking girl, with a good body, who has excelled in a male dominant sport. I guess some guys think that’s hot. Don’t get me wrong, I’d have my way with her and let her rev my engine any day of the week but this car prefers airbags. Until Danica gets a pair, I’ll have to proceed with caution.

Goldie Hawn Swimsuit Pictures

Alright, this one’s for all you GILF lovers: Goldie Hawn in a swimsuit. I don’t want to say anything that might upset the old man upstairs, I think I’ve said more than enough in my time and I don’t want to rot in hell for making old lady jokes too. That said, here’s Goldie rockin’ a swimsuit way, way past her prime. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Audrina Patridge with her sister in Las Vegas. I’ve lost complete interest in Audrina. Sure she looks OK in a swimsuit, but the more I see her, the more I realize that she has no upper lip, no hips and a bad tit job (which would give Posh’s funbags a run for their money). Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers but trust me, her sister I would. I dig tats on chicks, it’s one of my biggest turn-ons, but not when they’re on a fame-seeking poser who’s riding her sister’s lame coattails. So that said, enjoy these useless soon-to-be-forgotten nobodies.

Gemma Atkinson Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

When we do posts on Gemma Atkinson on Hollywood Tuna we usually focus on her big tits, but today I came across these pictures of her in a one-piece swimsuit showcasing her long legs and ass. Is it me or does Gemma appear elongated here? And if so, how can I create that effect on my penis without having to shave off all my pubic hair?

Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sloppy Second

The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely for comments he made about other players dating his ex girlfriends, calling them sloppy seconds. Big deal, hockey is all about the trash talk. Besides, the guy’s dated puck sluts like Rachel Hunter and Elisha Cutbert, I can honestly say that I’d have no problem taking Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds.