Audrina Patridge Sexy Mini Bikini Pictures

If you’re like me and happen to find jobless skinny chicks with no upper lip, a lazy eye and fake boobs pretty f@#king hot, then these shots of Audrina Patridge’s big tits falling out of her bikini top in Hawaii should be right up your alley. If I had a job where all I did was lounge around on the beach drinking beers and working on my tan, I’d be a homeless man in southern California. Sexist double standard.

Audrina Patridge in Sexy Bikini, WOW!

Audrina Cathleen Patridge (born May 9, 1985) is an American reality television personality, best known as one of the cast members, along with Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Whitney Port, on the MTV reality show The Hills.

Audrina Patridge Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Audrina Patridge with her sister in Las Vegas. I’ve lost complete interest in Audrina. Sure she looks OK in a swimsuit, but the more I see her, the more I realize that she has no upper lip, no hips and a bad tit job (which would give Posh’s funbags a run for their money). Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers but trust me, her sister I would. I dig tats on chicks, it’s one of my biggest turn-ons, but not when they’re on a fame-seeking poser who’s riding her sister’s lame coattails. So that said, enjoy these useless soon-to-be-forgotten nobodies.

Audrina Patridge Maxim Magazine Pictures

Everyone’s favorite nobody Audrina Patridge and her FrankenBeckham-tits grace the pages of Maxim Magazine this November. I’ve had just about enough of this chick, don’t get me wrong she’s got a body I’d like to bathe in Jell-O with for a few hours but her face rubs me the wrong way. Why so sleepy? Her tits on the other hand can rub me anyway they want.